The Westeros Personality Test: Which Metal Replica Should You Actually Buy?
Let’s be honest: buying a miniature sword is a personal statement. It sits on your desk, silently judging your Zoom calls. It tells people who you wish you were in the Seven Kingdoms.
But with 7 different blades in our armory ranging from the massive Oathkeeper to the stealthy Catspaw, picking one can be paralyzed.
Forget the stats for a second. Forget the weight (though we will mention it). Let’s talk about Personality. Which archetype are you? Read on to find your match.
Type 1: "Main Character Energy"
You are: The leader. The one who actually does the work while everyone else argues in the council meeting. You value classic heroes and brooding stares.
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Your Match: Longclaw (157g)
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Why: It’s Jon Snow’s sword. It’s the sword that killed a White Walker. With its white wolf pommel and heavy 157g bastard-sword feel, it screams "I am the shield that guards the realms of men." It’s the safest, most iconic choice.
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Alternative: Blackfyre (141g). If your main character energy is less "brooding in the snow" and more "conquering a continent," pick Aegon’s blade.

Type 2: "The Chaos Agent"
You are: Unpredictable. You probably liked the later seasons just to argue with people. You value speed, wit, and moral ambiguity.
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Your Match: Dark Sister (74g)

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Why: This is Daemon Targaryen’s sword. It’s thin, mean, and looks fast. It’s for the person who wants to lean back in their chair with a smirk.
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Alternative: Catspaw Dagger (75g). Small, intricate, and tied to the biggest conspiracies in history. Perfect for the desk of a mastermind.

Type 3: "The Paladin" (The Tank)
You are: Loyal to a fault. You follow the rules. You like your collectibles BIG, heavy, and shiny. Subtlety is not your thing.
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Your Match: Oathkeeper (177g)

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Why: It is literally a brick of gold and steel. At 177g, it’s the heaviest sword we make for this series. The golden lion heads, the red jewels, the fabric-wrapped scabbard—it demands attention. It says "I keep my promises, and I have the budget to prove it."
Type 4: "The Deep-Lore Hipster"
You are: You’ve read the books. Twice. You scoff when people call Khaleesi "Daenerys." You want something unique that casual show-watchers won't recognize immediately.
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Your Match: Dawn (70g)

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Why: It’s not Valyrian steel; it’s meteorite. The pale, milk-white blade stands out in a sea of grey swords. Carrying Dawn says you respect Ser Arthur Dayne and the legends of House Dayne. It’s the ultimate "IYKYK" (If You Know, You Know) collectible.
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Alternative: Needle (110g). Wait, Needle is mainstream? Yes, but our 30cm, high-precision replica is for those who appreciate the art of the Water Dance, not just the catchphrases.

The Cheat Sheet (Summary)
Still confused? Here is the quick-fire guide:
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Want the Heavyweight Champion? Buy Oathkeeper.
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Want the Icon? Buy Longclaw.
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Want a Fidget Toy? Buy Catspaw.
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Want to look dangerous? Buy Dark Sister.
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Want to look educated? Buy Dawn.
Choose your weapon. Define your legacy.
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Regarding Game of Thrones: Wiki of Westeros
📚 Recommended Reading:
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Longclaw: The Wolf in the North: Engineering the 157g "Longclaw" Valyrian Steel Replica
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Blackfyre: The Sword of the Conqueror: An Engineering Analysis of the 141g "Blackfyre" Replica
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Dark Sister:Forging the Rogue Prince’s Steel: An Analysis of the 74g "Dark Sister" Compact Replica
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Catspaw dagger: The Dagger That Saved the World: A Technical Study of the 75g "Catspaw" Replica
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Oathkeeper: Melted Ice and Lannister Gold: Why the 177g "Oathkeeper" is Our Most Expensive Replica
- Needle: Precision Engineering: Why the 30cm "Needle" Replica Costs as Much as a Greatsword
















